Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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