But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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