At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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