do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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