Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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