Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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