So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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