David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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