shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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