So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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