The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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