Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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