we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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