I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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