I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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