Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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