therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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