Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
