I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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