i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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