Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
