My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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