We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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