Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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