Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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