my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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