And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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