She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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