so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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