Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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