Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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