What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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