So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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