Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
