just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
420 ftw
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
