I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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