So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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