Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
