it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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