He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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