Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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