i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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