Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Shame - the story of my life.
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