What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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