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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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