I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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