No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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