Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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