Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
