so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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