how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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