yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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