The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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