just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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