In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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