I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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