we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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